IT’S PINNED TO MY SCROTUM
I WILL REBLOG THIS EVERY TIME IT APPEARS ON MY DASH
ASPARAGUSohgodsogoooood
I WILL PEE ON ALL THE THINGS YOU EAT.
*A SMALL PIECE OF TRUTH*
I don't carry a sickle or a scythe. I only wear a hooded black robe when it's cold and I don't have those skull-like features everyone seems to like pinning on me. Do you want to know what I really look? I'll help you out. Get a mirror while I continue.
I don't carry a sickle or a scythe. I only wear a hooded black robe when it's cold and I don't have those skull-like features everyone seems to like pinning on me. Do you want to know what I really look? I'll help you out. Get a mirror while I continue.
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